Monthly Archives: April 2012

In so many words I say nothing.

I’m a chemist.
Well, more like a chemistry student.
I’m not sure if I actually have mentioned it before, most like I have but in lots of words.
I’m not a very good chemistry student.
In fact I’m kind of horrible.
Most of the fact comes from I have trouble understand questions.
I like specifics.
Want me to use an equation? Give me the equation then.

All things relating to maths are a bane to my existence.
They are TERRORISTS to my MELNATION.
Physics is not my strong point. I love the concept behind physics, the maths part not so much.

I have a goal.
http://www.heg-gastronomy.com/Home.aspx
Basically Jed says to take it as a master’s degree in molecular gastronomy.
Well it’s more than a master’s degree considering it /takes/ a master’s degree to get in.
Or relative experience.
Whatever that entails.

So here is what I am going to do.
– Finish my BSc with Chem as my major.
(I have way too much student loan debt not to finish it off. )
– Maybe get a pastry certificate.
(This will involve maybe two years of study.)
– Advanced cooking level 5 diploma. They have a molecular gastronomy optional block.
(I have no idea the requirements that I must have for this. At least another year.)
– Learn French.
(A mission and a half in itself.)

Oh and somehow cancel most of my debt before I go off to France.
SERIOUSLY JOHN KEY, IF YOU ADD INTEREST TO MY STUDENT LOAN WHILST I’M STILL STUDYING I AM GOING TO BE PISSED.

And after I have gone to France and done all of that, my Chemistry mentor (who is basically like my YODA.) has told me to invite him to the opening of my restaurant.

It’s taken me a long long time to come up with even a plan for my future.
I also have a habit of placing unrealistic expectations on myself.
Seriously, I managed to con myself into thinking that I could play a grade 8 piece on the piano if only I practised hard enough.
The most piano playing experience I have had was when I did it for a couple of lessons when I was like 10.
Things like that are typical of me.

……….
Jed has decided to build his own AMAZING COMPUTER OF THE FUTURE.
My ears hurt.
On the plus side, need help building your computer? I can help.

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My current item of swoonage.
Rotary Evaporator.
It might be $3000-4000.
Anyone want to help?
I can give you tea infused vodka as a payment.

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Jumper wearing is NOT optional.

One of my favourite bloggers said this about keeping a blog.
“The blog is like a baby, you have to feed it two to three times a day or else it will DIE.”
If a blog is like a baby then my baby is starved and malnourished.
Jed states that the whole blog is a baby angle is crap.
/Jed/ is the one screaming and demanding my attention. Throwing tantrums if he doesn’t get his way.
Jokes on him. I throw them right back.

There is a small prepackaged container of his favourite morning drink sitting in the fridge just chilling.
He refuses to drink it because I refuse to tell him where I produced it from.

Am currently back at uni officially which means lot of panic attacks and Jed getting yelled at.
Silly man refuses to wear a jumper.

I have lots of Jed-Mel stories to tell you but need to buckle down and write them out.
-The time Jed mindf**cked me.
-Where I refuse to play his games.
-Jed loses everything including the mental facility to off the lights in the bedroom.
-Bad English from Mel.

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Pills, JED, doughnuts and books.

Jed is getting more and more annoyed that I am busy typing away at the laptop.
Also- Jed does not eat doughnuts.
Shocking I know.
But this is coming from the person that eats pickled onions whole and drinks the brine.
Oh sorry, Jed has just informed me that ‘he sips it to get the flavour thankyouverymuch!’

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All my head goes is JEDJEDJED.

It is sunday night.
Jed gets back on Tuesday afternoon.
Tuesday its self will be spent tramping out to the airport.
So that just leaves tomorrow.

I’ve been depressed. In bed for about a week straight. Not doing anything. I know that I should be trying but I can’t bring myself to motivate myself to.

So thinking post today it will be.
I wrote this after an incident with a less than kind neighbour.

 

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Chocolate grizzly bear for once it’s not Jed.

Easter is a danger holiday.
All holidays are dangerous.
The candy aisle is even more so.

Easter contains chocolate.
With Jed is gone, it means that the chocolate monster is rampant.
It also means that I can’t be bothered to shave my legs.
…..
Not that I shave my legs much in the first place.
What can I say?
I’m a blubbering hairy white chick and I’m okay with that.
(It helps when you are blubbering hairy white chick on /vacation/.)

Recently I had a dream where I patented an idea for M and M deodorant.
Yes, M and M candy.
Actually it was edible deodorant and it had whole m and m pieces in it.

Help!
Someone stop giving the angry chocolate monster chocolate!
…….
I may have just finished eating another chocolate easter egg.

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SECRET BATTLE HEADQUATERS. WE ARE UNDER SIEGE.

WAIT, I MEAN SIEGE.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SPRAY TOO MUCH RAID AND ACCIDENTALLY INHALE.
Note to self- Buy more raid.

When you are under SIEGE lists are needed.
I am fully serious about my list.
Seriously serious.

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THERE IS A SPIDER TRYING TO EAT ME. YOU WOULD BE SCARED TOO. IT’S GIANT.

JED HAS LEFT ME ALONE IN THE COUNTRY FOR ABOUT A DAY.

I HAVE ALREADY BEEN ATTACKED BY A GIANT OF THE SPIDER RACE.

WHAT DO I DO IF IT TURNS INTO A ZOMBIE SPIDER?!

This is why I needed the flamethrower!!!

It’s also in the shower room.
I had a shower with my glasses on just so I could see its every movement incase it decided to charge.

I killed it with raid.
MY DEODORANT IS IN THERE.
Do I just buy new deodorant?

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