THERE IS A SPIDER TRYING TO EAT ME. YOU WOULD BE SCARED TOO. IT’S GIANT.

JED HAS LEFT ME ALONE IN THE COUNTRY FOR ABOUT A DAY.

I HAVE ALREADY BEEN ATTACKED BY A GIANT OF THE SPIDER RACE.

WHAT DO I DO IF IT TURNS INTO A ZOMBIE SPIDER?!

This is why I needed the flamethrower!!!

It’s also in the shower room.
I had a shower with my glasses on just so I could see its every movement incase it decided to charge.

I killed it with raid.
MY DEODORANT IS IN THERE.
Do I just buy new deodorant?

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6 thoughts on “THERE IS A SPIDER TRYING TO EAT ME. YOU WOULD BE SCARED TOO. IT’S GIANT.

  1. Yes, new deodorant is in order.

    Funny post!

  2. Yup, new deodorant. I mean, how long until Jed gets back? With spiders like that around, you could be sweating a bit while you wait for him.

  3. Katie

    Really the biggest tragedy here is the lack of chocolate cake. I feel for you…

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