Easter is a danger holiday.
All holidays are dangerous.
The candy aisle is even more so.
Easter contains chocolate.
With Jed is gone, it means that the chocolate monster is rampant.
It also means that I can’t be bothered to shave my legs.
Not that I shave my legs much in the first place.
What can I say?
I’m a blubbering hairy white chick and I’m okay with that.
(It helps when you are blubbering hairy white chick on /vacation/.)
Recently I had a dream where I patented an idea for M and M deodorant.
Yes, M and M candy.
Actually it was edible deodorant and it had whole m and m pieces in it.
Someone stop giving the angry chocolate monster chocolate!
I may have just finished eating another chocolate easter egg.